I'm Ready To Be Amazed

Hi, I'm Meredith. I read books and watch television... a lot.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via annatheidiot)

jessajohansson:

margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level

(Source: daeneryus, via coldponds)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via annatheidiot)

kanesus:

meanpauladeen:

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

Do you want to put your footin a sock that 3 guys came in?

I don’t even know you but you’ve disappointed me and your mother and all her ancestors with one dumb as shit response congratulations now log out

(Source: brandonprustbeatingass, via dreaminserendipity)

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

(via annatheidiot)